Tuesday, May 7, 2013

OMG I'm 38!!!!

Good news is that my Good Twin turned 38 first!  So while I may be struggling to wrap my head around such a scary number, My Good Twin loves me no matter what.  Seriously, you all need a Good Twin in your life, someone who shares your snarky humor and will open a bottle of wine (or 3) to be there for you.  I can't be grateful enough for the woman who stood beside me through the chaos of my separation, and who showed up and held my hand through my divorce preceding.  I wouldn't be the person that I am today without her.  So, bring on 38!!!!  I have the greatest Bestie EVER at my back!  :)  There is nothing that life can throw at us that will not make us stronger!  (Although we will be investing in Appliance warranties...

Monday, May 6, 2013

Songs I Used To Love

And now, not so much!

1. Benny Mardones "Into the Night"
Now granted, I was 14 when the song became popular.  But now I read the lyrics and think WTF???

She's just sixteen years old
Leave her alone, they say,
Separated by fools
Who don't know what love is yet
(Maybe they don't know what love is, but they sure as heck know about statutory rape...)

And I would wait till the end
Of time for you
And do it again, it's true
(So... waiting until she's legal should not be a problem, yes?)

2.  The Police "Every Breathe You Take"
Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
I'll be watching you.

Every single day
Every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
I'll be watching you.
(OMG, Stalker!!!)

Oh can't you see
You belong to me?
(Apparently I cannot)

3.  Bon Jovi "I'll Be There For You"

 I'll be there for you
These five words I swear to you
When you breathe I want to be the air for you
(Good luck with that one)

I'll be there for you
I'd live and I'd die for you
(Prove it!  Just kidding...)

 I'd steal the sun from the sky for you
(So, you'll give me a fiery death and plunge the world into darkness?  Kind of a dick move there Buddy!)

Words can't say what love can do
(Sounds like a bad fortune cookie doesn't it?)

Just for you Poke ;)

Well shit!