1. Benny Mardones "Into the Night"
Now granted, I was 14 when the song became popular. But now I read the lyrics and think WTF???
She's just sixteen years old
Leave her alone, they say,
Separated by fools
Who don't know what love is yet
(Maybe they don't know what love is, but they sure as heck know about statutory rape...)
And I would wait till the end
Of time for you
And do it again, it's true
(So... waiting until she's legal should not be a problem, yes?)
2. The Police "Every Breathe You Take"
Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
I'll be watching you.
Every single day
Every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
I'll be watching you.
(OMG, Stalker!!!)
Oh can't you see
You belong to me?
(Apparently I cannot)
3. Bon Jovi "I'll Be There For You"
I'll be there for you
These five words I swear to you
When you breathe I want to be the air for you
(Good luck with that one)
I'll be there for you
I'd live and I'd die for you
(Prove it! Just kidding...)
I'd steal the sun from the sky for you
(So, you'll give me a fiery death and plunge the world into darkness? Kind of a dick move there Buddy!)
Words can't say what love can do
(Sounds like a bad fortune cookie doesn't it?)
Just for you Poke ;)
ahahaha so true so true, once you start looking at the lyrics some songs are not that great.
ReplyDeleteHappened to me an I would do anything for love by meatloaf...apparently he won't wait tho
She's a tad needy in that song as well. Holy Water because you're too lazy to take a shower?
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