I find it quite unnerving that someone as opinionated as Myself would find it hard to commit to an M topic. Which made me think that I should write about My fear of coMMitMents which would be short as we know that I had no fear of commitments until the demon hEX...now someone should just commit me! (Yes, I'm that hard up for Material)
I considered writing about Marriage but I don't have a lot to say about that. Mickey Mouse is always one of my favorites but secretly, I like Donald Duck more! And we're past the D's. Then I thought about Mistakes as my topic. I hate making mistakes but I love my mistakes as that's when I get all insightful and grow a whole bunch. I was working up a Mistakes Missive when someone mentioned Mid-live crisis which I thought would be a really good topic too! I mean how many marriages have we heard about that crumble because of a mid-life crisis? I could get double the M points!!! But honestly, I was in a pretty good mood and didn't want to talk about mid-life crisis'.
Then I was thinking about when this guy I knew told me I was his Muse and gave me a poem he wrote about me. Muse. Then I started wondering where my Muse was because I still hadn't come up with an M topic and writing about muses really isn't much fun after a guy once called you his muse back when you had a 28 inch waist. Then I started Missing my 28 inch waist and thought I could write about the things I miss the most. Do I miss my 28 inch waist or being called a cute guys' muse more?
Martini's start with M. I think I had one once but I don't remember liking it. I like lots of things now that I never used to like. Maybe I should got to Brios. They have that Martini bar. I may like martinis now. Wasn't the name of the bar in It's a Wonderful Life called Martinis? You know, the Movie where everyone says Merry Christmas. Yes, I'm capitalizing random M words to aMaze you with my brilliant M skills (I apologize to Mla for destroying the written structure)
I realize now that I've just made you all spend several Moments in the Mind of Me pondering nothing but the Miscellaneous. Congratulations...if you haven't had a psychotic episode that is!! You deserve a Meritous Medal!
WHEN EVIL TWINS ATTACK (POSTS) !!!!
(Greatest M EVER!!!)