Saturday, April 6, 2013
A to Z Blogging Challenge: F is for The Fed Ex Guy
The other day, I happened to come home early and the Fed Ex truck arrived *squee*
To not seem overly impatient, I gave him time to do his thing... Went inside the house and put my purse down and whatnot. I come back out and he's still in the truck... (???) Finally I walk up to the truck and it turns out he was standing inside the truck waiting for me because the dogs were out. :/
I'm now kinda curious about how long he would have waited in the truck. What if no one was home? Yes, the dogs are obnoxious. They get over excited when anyone comes to visit them and in turn they will run up to you like a fan begging for an autograph while barking their fool heads off. So I guess it's the running at you while barking part that kind of puts him off. So basically, my dogs are aholes and not able to express their true intent accurately. (See C is for Communication)
But could he have given me the heads' up? Maybe honk his horn or yell out "hello?"
He should totally hang out with the UPS guy one time as the UPS guy totally gets our obnoxious dogs. Sometimes he has dog biscuits for them. Which could also be a reason the dogs are beside themselves to see a man in a truck- FREE FOOD!!!
Luckily, everything worked out. The Fed Ex guy was able to do his job and leave with the same amount of flesh he arrived in. And I got my new awesome mattress topper! OMG, it's like sinking into the most comfortable quick sand EVER!