When I see Norman Reedus:
I’m like *MEH*
But something happens when he transforms into Daryl Dixon that makes every female hormone in my body yell *SQEEE!!!!!*
….And now I’m back :D
What is this mystery disorder inside me? Am I just a slave to really good marketing?
And although I call this my “Daryl Dixon Disorder” (how’s that for rocking the D’s???)
It’s something that has manifested in other shows as well:
I give you Kit Harrington:
Granted, he’s a tad easier on the eyes than Norman Reedus, but again, my girly parts are all “MEH”
That's until he transforms into the Ultimate Hormone Fest that is JON SNOW!!!!
*cue angels singing*
That’s the same guy, right? WRONG!!!! Jon Snow is a character that I want to fictionally marry and have many many fictious babies with….
Which, sadly, mirrors my real life as well. There is something about a “bad childhood, emotionally confused, recovering from a bad break up” Man that makes my insides quiver.
(And is also why I am blissfully single)
I am a hormonal slave to the emotionally unavailable Underdog.
Yes, I have gained the wisdom that if you date, and/or marry someone who has severe emotional issues, they aren’t going to turn into tea and crumpets just because you love and accept them, warts and all. They are still struggling for approval from whoever it was that emotionally scarred them in the first place and boy, do they know an emotional welcome mat when they see one!
So how do I get this EMO gone bad magnet out of my DNA? Lots and lots of practice.
Someday my Daryl Dixon Disorder will evolve into my Johnny Depp Blissful Happiness
*On screen, off screen, no sunscreen? OMG I would so do him!*
The Good Twin would like to point out the squee worthy brother of Connor MacManus:
Which gives me the opportunity to post the hottness that is Connor!!!!