But seriously! Elliott In the Morning (local DC radio show) was discussing this news story and my brain has been spinning about it ever since. If you would like to read the whole story- please click:
Otherwise- we'll go straight to the point that's got me all spun up:
"But at the bar's entrance, according to the lawsuit, Dyer stumbled. He grabbed at the bar's wooden door for support, but a Smith Point employee allegedly closed the door on Dyer's hand—cutting off his left pinky finger.
Dyer, apparently so deep in a vod-bomb haze that he didn't notice he was down a digit, was trying to get cab money from an ATM when a cop pointed out that he was bleeding all over Georgetown. By the time Dyer was in an ambulance, however, it was too late to reattach the finger, according to his lawyer."
So if I am reading this correctly, it is humanly possible to be so drunk, you could lose a finger and not even realize it? You could actually be wasted to the point that you have no clue that you're gushing blood while trying to use an ATM?