Is "snarky best friend" an update for "hetero life mate"? Like you can't be hetero life mate 1.7?
1.7?? What pray-tell happened to hetro life mates 1.1 - 1.6???? Is this a dangerous occupation? Should I boost up my life insurance policy????
You are hetero life mate 1.0, there was no one before you! Now boost away on the life insurance policy!! (I'm the beneficiary, right??)