Me: Minion 2! What did you do with their heads?
Minion 2: (WTF look changes to deer in headlights look)- I didn't do anything!
Me: Minion 2, I'm going to have to pay for those. Now I'm asking you again, what did you do with those heads??
M2: (deer in headlights moves to mini panic) Honest mom! I didn't touch them, I didn't do anything! I promise mom!
At this point the sales guy standing near us busts out laughing, which makes me bust out laughing.
M2: (panic changing to a big cutie pie grin): Oh, I get it mom. You're joking on me!! Haha
Me and sales guy are laughing so hard I had tears in my eyes!
*Channeling Evil Twin*
P.S. please don't call CPS, I'm actually a very good mom! Look what I made him for breakfast...